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11th July 2005, 11:57 PM #1
Mental Help Line
Irish Mental help line voice says
If you obsessive compulsive Press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependant ask someone to press 2 for you
If you have multiple personalities press 3,4,5 & 6
If you are paranoid we know who you are and where you are stay on the line and we’ll trace the call
If you’re delusional press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship
If you’re schizophrenic listen closely and a small voice will tell you which number to press
If your depressive it doesn’t matter which number you press no one will answer you
If your dyslexic press 69696969
If you have a nervous disorder please fidget with the hash key till you hear the beep, after the beep please wait for the beep
If you have short term memory loss please try your call again later
And if you have low self esteem please hang up as all our operators are too busy to talk to you
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
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