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  1. 21st September 2005, 05:30 PM #1
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    > During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director, "What
    > is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?"
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    > "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a
    > teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the
    > bathtub."
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    > 1. Would you use the spoon?
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    > 2. Would you use the teacup?
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    > 3. Would you use the bucket?
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    > "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or the teacup."
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    > "Noooooo," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug."
    If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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    I would use a hose and syphon it out
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    I just jump in..... KarFarkinSplash!!!!!
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    I would get my horse and put him in the room. he drinks out of a bathtub now, so he could empty it for me, while I am off making something from wood.
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    It really depends on what the bath tub is full of
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    and how well equipped the patients rehab workshop is
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    I would place the bucket carefully over the Director's head. I would then belt it several times with the teaspoon while politely requesting that he should not waste my time with smart@rse little tests.

    I would then look for someone who could provide me with some tea for my cup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Driver
    I would place the bucket carefully over the Director's head. I would then belt it several times with the teaspoon while politely requesting that he should not waste my time with smart@rse little tests.

    I would then look for someone who could provide me with some tea for my cup.
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    so you'd like to become an inmate Col?
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    I would drop my two grandsons in they seem expert in getting the maximum amount of water out of the tub and onto the floor.





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