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    Default Moles

    MOLES:


    A mama mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole
    all live in a little mole hole.

    One day the papa mole sticks his head out of the hole,
    sniffs the air and says,"Yum! I smell maple syrup!"

    The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole,
    sniffs the air and says "Yum! I smell honey!"

    The baby mole tries to stick his head out of the hole
    to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles
    are in the way so he says, "Geez, all I can smell

    is....



    Scroll down.......





    Get ready.....


    ?


    Are you sure you're ready?



    You may never forgive me for this one...




    MOLASSES
    Cheers Fred



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    I like it.
    Chris
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    ....................but it's better than the alternative.

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    10/10

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    Thumbs up Mole hole

    My sides hurt!!

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    Good one.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Just snorted coffee all over the keyboard!
    Incoming

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    Absolute bottler!!!!

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    Te he he he he he. What the hell is a funny joke doing here? Good one fender.
    anne-maria.
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    Thumbs up

    Bum jokes are always a hit.
    wine and wood
    ahhhh yes life is good

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    Good to see a new joke on the site.
    Well done "Fender"

    Allan

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