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    Default Mother me.

    When I was in my teens I went out with a girl and
    asked her to "mother" me.

    Imagine my surprise when she spat on her handkerchief
    and wiped behind my ears with it.
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Sounds a bit like the one I went to meet on a blind date.
    I was told she was expecting a baby.
    I felt like a right proper twit going to the resturaunt wearing a nappy!!!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    Sorry no pictures, it was embarasing enough the first time!!!!
    I could tell you the one about a mother b****t feeding her son, the person on stage requested that she stop feeding the son.
    Not that he objected at the sight, what he did object too was that the son was 22YO.
    Kryn
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