Thanks Thanks:  1
Likes Likes:  6
Needs Pictures Needs Pictures:  0
Picture(s) thanks Picture(s) thanks:  0
Results 1 to 5 of 5
  1. 31st May 2018, 03:39 PM #1
    Rodgera's Avatar
    Rodgera
    Rodgera is offline Intermediate Member
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    74
    Posts
    39

    Default Out of the mouths of 3rd graders

    Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
    Student: "Meat!"
    Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
    Student: "Bacon!"
    Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
    Student: "Homework!"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 31st May 2018 03:39 PM # ADS
    Google Adsense Advertisement
    Join Date
    Always
    Location
    Advertising world
    Age
    2010
    Posts
    Many





     
  3. 1st June 2018, 01:44 AM #2
    KBs PensNmore
    KBs PensNmore is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    May 2011
    Location
    Murray Bridge SA
    Posts
    3,339

    Default

    Wonder if it was off to the principals office then??
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 2nd June 2018, 11:42 AM #3
    Handyjack's Avatar
    Handyjack
    Handyjack is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    se Melbourne
    Age
    62
    Posts
    2,567

    Default

    I could give another line but it is censored.

    What does the fat bull give you?
    The same as many politicians.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 2nd June 2018, 12:35 PM #4
    rrich Guest

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Handyjack View Post
    I could give another line but it is censored.

    What does the fat bull give you?
    The same as many politicians.
    Are you trying to say, "Male Bovine Excrement?"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 2nd June 2018, 05:32 PM #5
    A Duke's Avatar
    A Duke
    A Duke is offline GOLD MEMBER
    Join Date
    Aug 2010
    Location
    ACT
    Age
    84
    Posts
    2,580

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by rrich View Post
    Are you trying to say, "Male Bovine Excrement?"

    The poo of the male moo.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Previous Thread | Next Thread »

Similar Threads

  1. Out of the mouths of babes
    By KBs PensNmore in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 23rd November 2017, 04:04 PM
  2. Out of the mouths of babes
    By Rodgera in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 8th August 2017, 11:48 AM
  3. out of the mouths
    By fenderbelly in forum Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 25th July 2016, 12:32 PM
  4. The Road Graders
    By colbra in forum TOY MAKING
    Replies: 61
    Last Post: 7th December 2012, 09:35 AM
  5. 4th Graders Science Class answers
    By Breslauer in forum WOODIES JOKES
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 21st January 2007, 12:31 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules