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    Mums in group therapy





    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
    Mothers and their small children.



    You all have obsessions,' he observed.



    To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've
    even named your daughter Candy.'



    He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it
    manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

    He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too
    shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'



    At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy
    by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
    talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.

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    Ahh...Wheelin you're sick and twisted...just like most of us

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    I can't help but wonder what he'd make of the kid's names of one of my friends; Jade, Pearl & Crystal? (Seriously!)
    I may be weird, but I'm saving up to become eccentric.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheelinround View Post
    Mums in group therapy





    A psychiatrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young
    Mothers and their small children.



    You all have obsessions,' he observed.



    To the first mother, Mary, he said, 'You are obsessed with eating. You've
    even named your daughter Candy.'



    He turned to the second Mum, Ann: 'Your obsession is with money. Again, it
    manifests itself in your child's name, Penny.'

    He turned to the third Mum, Kathy: 'Your obsession is alcohol. This too
    shows itself in your child's name, Brandy.'



    At this point, the fourth mother, Joyce, quietly got up, took her little boy
    by the hand and whispered, 'Come on Dick, this guy has no idea what he's
    talking about. Lets pick Willy up from school and go home.
    Complications developed later when, in 1966. Penny changed
    her name to "Cent".

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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