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  1. 20th September 2007, 06:14 PM #1
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    I met a bloke from Munruben the other day who
    was down on his luck.

    He had invested in a cattle ranch up there and called
    it "The lazy, hazy, Made in Heaven, Lucky Sevens Ranch".

    Unfortunately none of his 500 head of cattle
    survived the branding.

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  3. 20th September 2007, 06:25 PM #2
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    Yair Allan, good comment. Between you and I, poor John has devoloped a persecution complex.
    He told me he wouldn't have the complex if he didn't know for sure we were all out to get him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Yair Allan, good comment. Between you and I, poor John has devoloped a persecution complex.
    He told me he wouldn't have the complex if he didn't know for sure we were all out to get him.

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  5. 20th September 2007, 08:49 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Yair Allan, good comment. Between you and I, poor John has devoloped a persecution complex.
    He told me he wouldn't have the complex if he didn't know for sure we were all out to get him.

    Barry Hicks
    Hi Barry,
    I am sure John has broad shoulders just like you
    and me. We, of the warped humour variety, are
    a rare breed and should be classified, (that will
    no doubt draw some comments) by the National
    Trust.

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  6. 20th September 2007, 11:40 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    We, of the warped humour variety, are
    a rare breed and should be classified,
    All right i'll play your silly game

    .... rare breed and should be .........................

    Allan - i dont think classified is the word you needed

    keep up the good work
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    I think the work Calm is looking for is 'scheduled' - at lest in Police jargon from NSW - Schedules 1 & 2 of the Mental Health Act.
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  8. 21st September 2007, 10:02 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    I met a bloke from Munruben the other day who
    was down on his luck.

    He had invested in a cattle ranch up there and called
    it "The lazy, hazy, Made in Heaven, Lucky Sevens Ranch".

    Unfortunately none of his 500 head of cattle
    survived the branding.
    Yeah, Can't win sometimes, the next day my swimming pool burnt down.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John
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  9. 21st September 2007, 10:20 AM #8
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    Yes John, and that's not the end of it. Because of the drought, the BCC has closed three lanes at the Valley pool.

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  10. 21st September 2007, 12:29 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Hicks View Post
    Yes John, and that's not the end of it. Because of the drought, the BCC has closed three lanes at the Valley pool.Barry Hicks
    Yeah, now theres too many people in just one lane. Thats taking water saving too far.
    Reality is no background music.
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