A pair of Kiwi blokes visiting Aus' one got knocked down by a car, his mate rings 000.
Operator: what is the emergency?
Kiwi: me mate's been hit by a car and is badly injured.
Operator: what is your location please?
Kiwi: Eucalyptus Street.
Operator: How do you spell that please?
Kiwi: puffing, panting, groaning
Operator: Sir are you there?...Sir...Hello...........(this goes on for about two minutes)
Kiwi: Sorry about that, I can't spell Eucalyptus so I've dragged him round the corner to Oak Street.