These are supposed to be actual newspaper headlines!

1)Study Finds Sex, Pregnancy Link -Cornell Daily Sun, December 7, 1995

2)Survey Finds Dirtier Subways After Cleaning Jobs Were Cut -The New York Times, November 22

3)Alcohol ads promote drinking. -The Hartford Courant, November 18

4)Official: Only rain will cure drought. -The Herald-News, Westpost, Massachusetts

5)Teen-age girls often have babies fathered by men. -The Sunday Oregonian, September 24

6)Man shoots neighbor with machete. -The Miami Herald, July 3

7)Dirty-Air Cities Far Deadlier Than Clean Ones, Study Shows. -The New York Times, March 10

8)Scientists see quakes in L.A. future. -The Oregonian, January 28

9)Free Advice: Bundle up when out in the cold. -Lexington Herald-Leader, January 26

10)Bible church's focus is the Bible. -Saint Augustine Record, Florida, December 3, 1994

11)Discoveries: Older blacks have edge in longevity. -The Chicago Tribune, March 5

12)Lack of brains hinders research. -The Columbus Dispatch, April 16

13)Fish lurk in streams. -Rochester, New York, Democrat & Chronicle, January 29