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    Noah's ArkEverything Ineed to know, Ilearned from Noah'sArk.
    ONE: Don't miss the boat.
    TWO: Remember that we are all in the same boat!
    THREE: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

    FOUR: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you todo something really big.

    FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job thatneeds to be done.
    SIX: Build your future on high ground.
    SEVEN: For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
    EIGHT: Speed isn't always an advantage..The snails were on boardwith the cheetahs.
    NINE: When you're stressed, float awhile..
    TEN: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
    ELEVEN: No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's alwaysa rainbow waiting.




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    I wonder if he took any fish aboard.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    Quote Originally Posted by munruben View Post
    I wonder if he took any fish aboard.
    In the movie one of his sons had a mullet.

    CP

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