Thread: Noddy

Noddy woke up one morning and was feeling very happy as he was going to visit his best friend Big Ears, he got out of bed and said "thankyou Mr Bed for letting me sleep in you and I am off to see my best friend Big Ears".
He then had a shower and said "thankyou Mr shower for letting me wash in you and I am off to see my best friend Big Ears".
He then cleaned his teeth and said "thankyou Mr toothbrush for letting me clean my teeth with you and I am off to see my best friend Big Ears".
He then had breakfast and washed the dishes and said "thankyou Mr sink for letting me wash my dishes in you and I am off to see my best friend Big Ears".
He then left his house and locked the door behind him and said "thankyou Mr house for letting me live in you and I am off to see my best friend Big Ears".
He then got in his car and drove across to Big Ears house, he got out of his car and said "thankyou Mr car letting me drive in you to see my best friend Big Ears".
He walked up to Big Ears door and rang the door bell and said "thankyou Mr doorbell for letting me ring you and letting my best friend Big Ears know I am here"
The door opened and Big Ears appeared and said 'F*** 0ff Noddy, you S*** me'.