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18th January 2006, 09:09 PM #1
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We're none of us getting any younger, y'know....
An elderly couple were visiting another couple's house. After dinner, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two old gentlemen were talking, and one said,
"Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really very good. I would recommend it very highly”.
The other man said, "What’s the name of the restaurant?"
The first man paused and thought …. and thought …. and finally said, "What’s the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know... the one that's red and has thorns."
"Do you mean a rose?"
"Yes, that's it!" replied the man. He turned towards the kitchen and yelled, "Rose! What's the name of that restaurant we went to last night?
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A little old man shuffled into an ice cream parlor.
Slowly and painfully he pulled himself up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?"
"No," he said, "Arthritis."Driver of the Forums
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19th January 2006, 10:12 AM #2
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An old couple were sitting having breakfast, when the old man said "You know, love, you still look as good to me as the day we met!"
The old lady blushed, and replied "When you say things like that, you still make my nipples tingle!"
The old man replied, "Uh, that's because one's in the porridge, and the other's in your coffee"
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