Thread: Nursing Home

A couple are discussing what they miss from the old days.He says its probably sex that he misses the most, well not sex as such, more just the fact of having the 'old fella' just held. She says if thats all it takes to make him happy she will happily oblige. Next day she brings the crocheted rug, spreads it over his lap and proceeds to hold his 'old fella'in her hand. He seems contented and so they meet regularly and and each time she does the same.
One day she is walking in the garden and notices him sitting on a garden bench with another woman, rug over his lap and her hand apparently holding his 'old fella'. She is shocked and hurt at his infidelity and next day confronts him.
"What has that women got that I don't have?"
He replies "Parkinson's Disease!"

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Hillbilly