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    The death in a New York nursing home of musician and composer Larry LaPrise was announced today.
    LaPrise is credited with writing the popular novelty song and dance, "The Hokey Cokey" (or "Hokey Pokey" as it is otherwise known).
    The funeral was attended by family and friends as well as representatives of the music and music publishing industry. Sadly, the service was delayed somewhat when they tried to place him in the casket.

    They got his left leg in and that's when the trouble started...

    Pete

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    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    Don't forget to give me your vote in the "Guru of Groan" competition.
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    Quote Originally Posted by woodhutt View Post
    Don't forget to give me your vote in the "Guru of Groan" competition.
    Pete

    Hi,
    Maybe we need a groan button along with the thanks and like buttons in the jokes forum, then you would only need to count how many hits to score the winner.
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    A borrowed groan sign.

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    Looks like we haven't grown out of it or were over grown with groans
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Androgens Order
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Actually I liked it, must have a warped sense of humour.
    Rgds,
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    If you understand the joke it gives your approx age away
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Croc View Post
    Actually I liked it, must have a warped sense of humour.
    Rgds,
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    No you're just out of step...
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