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  1. #1
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    Default Omg.

    One Day the lion wakes up in the jungle and finds that a tool is missing, he goes to an elephant and asks,“Have you seen my tool?”
    Elephant replies: “What does it look like?”
    Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”
    Elephant: “Sorry, I haven’t seen it, try mouse.”
    So the Lion goes to the mouse and asks “Have you seen my tool?”
    Mouse: “What does it look like?”
    Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”
    Mouse: “Sorry mate, I’ve not seen it, try croc.”
    So the lion proceeds to the crocodile and asks “Have you seen my tool?”
    Croc: “What does it look like?”
    Lion: “Well it’s got four points on it.”
    Croc: “Sorry I’ve not seen it, try Jaguar.”
    So the lion goes to Jaguar and asks “Have you seen my tool?”
    Jaguar: “Of course, I ate it.”
    Lion: “Why did you do that?”
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    Jaguar: “Well I’m a four point tool eater Jaguar.”
    Have a lovely day everyone,
    Rgds,
    Crocy.

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    Hang your head in shame!
    Happy New Year, crocy.

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