Did you hear about the population of Ireland? It's Dublin.

What do you call a sleepwalking Nun? Roaming Catholic

That clown just paid my bill. What a nice jester!

A stork is large enough to carry a little baby. Bigger babies require a crane.

The most groundbreaking invention of all time. The shovel !

Have you heard about the pregnant bed bug? She's having her baby in the spring.