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  1. 26th June 2019, 10:12 PM #1
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    During a Parliament House dinner, Chloe Shorten leaned over to chat with
    Governor General Sir Peter Cosgrove.

    "I bought Bill a parrot for his birthday," she gushed,
    "That bird is so smart Bill has already taught him to say over two hundred words!"

    That's very impressive,"said Cosgrove, "But, you do realise he just speaks the words.
    He doesn't really understand what they all mean.”


    "Oh, I know" replied Chloe, "But neither does the parrot."
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    Good one KB 🤣
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    Really enjoyed that one -
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    I wonder if Albo can act as the interpreter?
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    That would be a laugh, parrot and a galah
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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