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  1. 21st November 2005, 05:14 PM #1
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    Default Seven Good Reasons

    Seven Good Reasons Why You Took So Long in the Loo.

    1. I was overcome by the fumes of the the previous visitor and only just regained consciousness.

    2. The door lock jammed and I ended up having to blast my way out.

    3. I fell into the toilet bowl and had to wait until my clothes dried out.

    4. Some fool put superglue on the toilet seat.

    5. The voice kept telling me "Push the button and you'll win a prize.

    6. I'm obsessive compulsive and I had to count the hairs on my...... Never you mind.

    7. I couldn't get my zipper undone so I crept out the back and worked on the old thing in the tool shed.
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  3. 21st November 2005, 10:07 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry_White
    worked on the old thing .
    What old thing?????
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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    What about just received the latest addition of FWW?
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  5. 22nd November 2005, 08:36 AM #4
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    8. I had constipation and diarrhoea at the same time.
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