Thread: Pearls of Wisdom

It doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home

Allan

If at first you don't succeed use a bigger hammer.

When something will never happen in a million years, this year is always the millionth one
or
what can go wrong will go wrong

you can learn to live with the world the way it it, or accept the responsibility to change it

if at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!!

Life is like a s**t sandwich,
...the more bread you have, the less s**t you have to eat.

Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes..



That way you are a mile away...




And you have their shoes

Never argue with fools: they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Never try to teach a pig to play the piano...it's a waste of your time and it annoys the pig.

Never tell a kid that he can't remember anything.
He will never forget what you said to him.

more speed less haste

Slow is Smooth - Smooth is Fast




Somehow, everything was better in those days