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  1. 28th June 2005, 05:52 PM #1
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    Talking Why do men pee standing up

    God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left over and
    couldn't quite decide how to split them between Adam and Eve. He thought He might just as well ask them.

    He told them one of the things He had left was a thing that would allow the
    owner to pee while standing up. "It's a very handy thing," God told them,
    "and I was wondering if either one of you had a preference for it."

    Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! I'd
    love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleeease! Give it to me!"
    On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God
    that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam
    the thing that allowed him to pee standing up.

    Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - first on
    the side of a rock, then he wrote his name in the sand, and then he tried
    to see if he could hit a stump ten feet away - laughing with delight all
    the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "Well, I guess you're kind of stuck with the last thing I have left."

    "What's it called?" asked Eve.
    "A Brain," said God

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  3. 28th June 2005, 06:01 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tikki
    "What's it called?" asked Eve.
    "A Brain," said God
    Duh, I don't get it :confused:
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  4. 28th June 2005, 06:13 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daddles
    Duh, I don't get it :confused:
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    The Brain daddles you know that thing that is required to make your most important decisions when it has its lowest blood level.



    The trouble with life is there's no background music.


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  5. 28th June 2005, 06:42 PM #4
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    Why do men pee standing up??


    Because we can!!!!


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  6. 28th June 2005, 06:56 PM #5
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    In my version the woman gets the gift of multiple orgasms.
    Boring signature time again!
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  7. 28th June 2005, 08:45 PM #6
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    Seems like a vendetta here, whoa, whoa back off Tikki :eek:
    Stupidity kills. Absolute stupidity kills absolutely.
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  8. 28th June 2005, 09:05 PM #7
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    Plenty of catching up to do on behalf of the girls!
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  9. 28th June 2005, 09:06 PM #8
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    Tikki, Pooki my sweet.... please post jokes that I am game to send my wife..... PLEEEEAAAAASE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Why do men pee standing up??


    Because we can!!!!


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    Al said it all,
    cept its a nice toy to play with too!!!! rolleyes:
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  11. 28th June 2005, 09:09 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Christopha
    Tikki, Pooki my sweet.... please post jokes that I am game to send my wife..... PLEEEEAAAAASE!!!
    I'll send them myself ... now where did I put her email address ...
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    Iain I think youre right, there seems to be a theme to Tikki's joke posts....I just cant put my finger on it yet...I wonder why that is????
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    Quote Originally Posted by boban
    ....I just cant put my finger on it yet...I wonder why that is????
    You've got short arms????
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    The answer can be found here
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