Thread: Perfect For The Job

My first job was working in an orange juice factory,
but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack,
but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor,
but I just wasn't suited for it ... mainly because it was a so-so job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory
but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef -- figured it would add a little spice too my life
but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker,
but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician,
but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor,
but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory,
but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman,
but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company,
but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center,
but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work I finally got a
job as a historian until I realized there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks,
but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I'm retired and I've found..... I'm perfect for the job!