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  1. 17th July 2007, 12:18 PM #1
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    Guy in Canberra noticed that there is a lot more traffic than normal. As he drives further up the road the traffic came to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asks the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Peter Costello is further down the road very upset. He does not have the $33.5 million to honour his budget promises and he thinks everyone hates him. He is threatening to douse himself in petrol and set light to himself."
    The guy asks the cop exactly what are you doing here." The cop said, " I feel sorry for Mister Costello so I am going from car to car asking for donations." The guy asks, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 60 litres but a lot of people are still siphoning"
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    I'll chip in a few litres.

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    He has actually done a good job with the economy.
    Pity the poor low end workers though..

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    With the price of fuel these days I'd want to see value for my donation.
    I'll chip in 5 litres if little jonny joins him

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    Alexander Downer is the one to watch out for - the number of people around him who are getting killed or seriously injured is amazing.
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