Thread: What Planet Are You From?

A truckie is cruising along the highway when he spots a little
yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying.

He stops his truck, rolls down the window and asks what's wrong.

"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I"m gay and I'm hungry," sobs the
little man.

"Well," says the truckie, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but
that's as much as I can do." He passes the sandwich to the
little man and drives off.

A bit later he has to stop again because there's a little red man
in the middle of the road crying. He comes to a stop, rolls down
the window and a bit more impatiently, asks the little man what
the trouble is.

"I'm red, I'm from Mars, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.

The truckie says, "I can offer you a can of Coke but that's the
best I can do." He hands the little man the can of Coke and
drives off.

A little further on, he spots a little blue man in the middle of the
road. Really annoyed now, the truckie stops, rolls down his window
and snaps, "Yes, you silly little blue queer, what planet are you
from and what do you want?"

And the little blue man answers, "Your driver's license, please..."