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    Naughty but catchy. Johns theme ….



    AND A BEAUTIFUL POEM IT IS.

    A fart it is a pleasant thing,

    It gives the belly ease,

    It warms the bed in winter,

    And suffocates the fleas.


    A fart can be quiet,
    A fart can be loud,
    Some leave a powerful,
    Poisonous cloud


    A fart can be short,
    Or a fart can be long,
    Some farts have been known
    To sound like a song......

    A fart can create
    A most curious medley,
    A fart can be harmless,
    Or silent , and deadly.


    A fart might not smell,
    While others are vile,
    A fart may pass quickly,
    Or linger a while......


    A fart can occur
    In a number of places,
    And leave everyone there,
    With strange looks on their faces.


    From wide-open prairie,
    To small elevators,
    A fart will find all of
    Us sooner or later.



    But farts are all bad,
    Is simply not true-
    We must never forget...
    Sweet old farts like you!

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    Well the last thread of this nature that I posted ended up being banished (Fartiste Extraordinaire) to the orange room, but I'm sure that Joseph Pujol would appreciate the poem, being a professional flatulist who has entertained many people with his stage performances:
    He started off with a series of fart impressions… a new bride's timid toot; her noisy, flapping emissions a week later; the solid, booming fart of a miller; and a majestic ten-second-long helping of flatulence to wrap up his introduction. He did impressions of famous people, he played songs, and he blew out candles. He did imitations of cannon fire, and reenacted a thunderstorm. And that was just the first portion of the show.


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