Thread: Ponder material.

Here are a few worth looking at
... laugh if you feel inclined.

* To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

* We will never run out of maths teachers
because they will continue to multiply.

* Professors who study earthquakes are on
shaky ground.

* You can obtain dead batteries free of charge.

* A dentist and a manicurist will fight tooth
and nail to win a race.

* A will is no secret - it is a dead giveaway.

* Calendars are disappearing
... their days are numbered.

* If you have seen one shopping centre
... you have seen a mall.

Allan

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I once stole a calendar - and got 12 months.