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Thread: Poor man's security system
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3rd February 2006, 05:56 PM #1
Poor man's security system
How To install a poor-man's security system:
Go to a second-hand store, buy a pair of men's used work boots - a really big pair.
Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine.
Put a dog dish beside it - a really big dog dish. Leave a note on your front door that
says something like:
"Jacko, big Mike and I have gone to get more ammunition - back in half an hour.
Don't disturb the Pitbulls - they've just been wormed, and they’re "If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck then it's a friggin duck.
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3rd February 2006, 10:39 PM #2
Funny? Yes, but I've been known to ... do some of the above on the odd occaision - made me feel better, but I don't know how HWMNBO would handle it if he ever saw it outside the bedroom door
Well, it is Friday night.....
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4th February 2006, 12:36 AM #3
Hey Tikki, would it work for Sadie?
Richard
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4th February 2006, 12:46 AM #4
The bullet will ... the day is drawing near
Cheers
Tikki
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