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  1. #1
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    Default Pope visits Wallan

    The Pope visited Wallan recently and intended handing out miracles
    to the local youngsters.
    Billy, a 16 year old, asked, "Can you help me with my hearing?"
    The Pope answered, "Yes", put his hands on Billy's ears then prayed.
    He removed his hands then asked, "How is your hearing going?".
    Billy replied, "I don't know yet, it is on in the County Court next Friday".
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Hi Al,

    I will expect that in an email soon - lol

    Keith

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    The story I heard, was that Alan was asked to drive the Pope around on his visit, and was told to pick him up at the Wallan Airport at 10.25 sharp.
    Anyway he gets there on time and the Pope is about to get into the car, when he whispers that he wants to drive into Alans ear.
    Alan replies I'm sorry I can't allow that to happen, to which the Pope whispers into Alan's ear something else, to which Alan eventually agrees after several back and forth discussions.
    They're doing 150kmh down the mainstreet of Wallan, which if you've been there, is no mean feat.
    Having to slow down for a little old lady crossing the street, a motor cycle police office catches up to them, the Pope winds down the window and says "Is there a problem???" The officer is stunned as to who the driver is.
    He gets on the radio and asks dispatch what he should do, the message goes up the chain of command to the Commisioner of Police, who get back to the Officer and asks "What's the problem, just write the dam ticket and issue it."
    "BBBBBut Sir the driver is the Pope and he must be driving someone REALLY important around!!!?
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    Sorry Keith, will not be sending it to you as I don't like to boil my cabbages twice (lol).
    Where have you been lately ... no emails for ages.
    Are you well?

    Alan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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