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    Questions & Observations to Ponder about Viagra:



    If a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?

    If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?

    I dropped a Viagra in a jar of small sweet pickles last night and this morning had a jar full of big Kosher dills.

    I would only take Viagra for intellectual purposes, so my head would swell.

    Before Viagra, for some people, making love was classified as "assault with a dead weapon."

    Viagra, medicine's version of "MIRACLE-GRO."

    Mix Viagra and Prozac and you have a guy who is ready to go, but doesn't really care where.

    Are you taking Viagra or are you just happy to see me?

    If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you'll get a stiff neck.

    A shipment of Viagra was high jacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals!
    They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they'll surely be sent to a
    Penal Institution.
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    I reckon ya should only take half of one, you know, just tease 'em a bit.
    Boring signature time again!

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    My grandather gets a Viagra every night at the nursing home






























    it stops him rolling out of bed
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    According to the Viagra rep in the wifes pharmacy they now have Viagra socks.... they make you stand up straight!

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