Little Joey was misbehaving and was sent to bed.
His uncle, who was having dinner with the family, went to see Joey in
his bedroom and told him, "If you ask God to help you about your
misbehaving, He will help you."
Joey immediately took his uncle's advice and started praying, "Dear
God, please help me to not get caught quite so much."
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.