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  1. 16th November 2014, 04:11 PM #1
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    I attended one of those hot-gospelling sessions at a
    local church recently.

    This joker put his hand on my shoulder and said, "You will be walking".

    I replied, 'But I am not paralyzed".

    Again he said, "I have no doubt, you will be walking".

    I protested and insisted quite firmly, "I am definitely not paralyzed".

    It was then that I decided to walk out, only to find my
    bicycle had been knicked.

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  3. 16th November 2014, 09:44 PM #2
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    Allan,

    I heard a different version recently where the guy walked into a Mosque on an open day. I would have had to put it in Open Slather though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Carry Pine View Post
    Allan,

    I heard a different version recently where the guy walked into a Mosque on an open day. I would have had to put it in Open Slather though!

    cp
    Yes, I got the same version but decided to clean it up a bit
    in case I was accused of racial discrimination.

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