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    PREGNANT AT 61 ?

    A woman went to the doctor's office where she was seen by one of the younger doctors. After about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out screaming as she ran down the hall. An older doctor stopped her and asked what the problem was, and she told him her story.

    After listening, he had her sit down and relax in another room.

    The older doctor marched down the hallway back to where the young doctor was writing on his clipboard.

    "What's the matter with you?" the older doctor demanded.
    "Mrs. Terry is 61 years old, has four grown children and seven grandchildren, and you told her she was pregnant?"

    The younger doctor continued writing and without looking up said,
    "Does she still have the hiccups
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    My 61 yr old missus was not amused when I read this out to her.

    Keep 'em coming

    regards,
    dengy

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    No hiccups now, but has got a new coronary problem
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    Well I have been holdin my breath to cure em, but I'll try a doctor next time. Hope it works OK on blokes.

    "The training of the eyes to know when an edge is perfectly straight or a surface is flat, free from winding, and straight, is a very important part of a lad's training."

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