Prison vs. Work

* In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
* At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle

* In prison you get 3 meals a day.
* At work you get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for ii

* In prison you get time off for good behavior.

* At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
* In prison you can watch TV and play games.

* At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

* In prison a guard locks, unlocks, opens & closes all the doors for
you.
* At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open
all doors yourself.
* In prison you get your own toilet.

* At work you have to share.
* In prison they allow you to visit your family and friends.

* At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
* In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.

* At work, you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then
they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
* In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the
inside
wanting to get out.

* At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside
bars.
* In prison you can join many programs which you can leave at any
time.
* At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
* In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.

* At work we call them managers.