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Thread: The Professor

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    Default The Professor

    There were four university chemistry students who had
    sailed through all their exams. They were so confident
    that on the weekend before their finals, they decided to
    have a big party in the next town.

    They had such a great time partying, they slept all day
    Sunday and didn't make it back home until Monday morning.
    Rather than take the exam, they decided that after the
    exam, they would explain to their professor why that had
    missed it.

    After explaining to their professor that they had been
    visiting friends and on the way home, had a flat tyre and
    as a result, had missed the exam. The prof agreed they
    could make up the exam the next day.

    The professor placed them in separate rooms and gave
    them the test papers. They quickly answered the first
    question worth 5%.

    Thinking this was going to be easy, they turned to page
    two upon which was written -

    For 95%: Which tyre?

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    I reckon they would have been two tyred
    to ring and check with each other.

    Allan

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    obviously it was the FLAT tyre
    Regards, Bob Thomas

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