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    Default Pun

    I tried to come up with a carpentry pun that woodwork.
    I think I nailed it, but nobody saw it.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    and now you are screwed.

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    You better brace yourself for this reply
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    Youíve just been hammered.
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    Some well measured responses there
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    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    But it's a bit boring.
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    It's plane you failed dismally.
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    Is that awl you can give us?

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    There should be a rule against this.
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    He has got our measure.
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    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Youíre all just trying to be punny!

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    I told my wife I wood see a psychologist. She said that I spent too much time in the shed. And I have too much timber. Does anyone know a psychologist who wood be able to help?

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    We are all here because we are not all there.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by A Duke View Post
    We are all here because we are not all there.
    In more ways than one for some of us.
    Tom

    "It's good enough" is low aim

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    Gee, that went against the grain
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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