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    Default PUNch line

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    I'll leaf this one for your enjoyment.
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    Hi,
    You could get more than two short planks from that couple.
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    I wonder which branch of the family he came from.....
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    I will make a trunk call and find out.
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    He's given a very wooden response. I'd say it's probably because he's rooted to the spot.

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    I'll go out on a limb and say 'good one'.

    Alan...

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    I’m just going to turn a leaf on this one [emoji849]

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    ...and I thought that everyone had twigged to all the puns
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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    Why are we lumbered with jokes like these?

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    Rotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    Rotten.
    Rotten?

    Decayed or spalted?

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    Sorry, you can't branch out on this, it's one or the other? There's not mulch esle!
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    If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rustynail View Post
    If it were spalted I would have said so. If it were decay I would have used that term to describe an ongoing process. Rotten is what rotten is....Rotten.
    We have to make allowances for people who have no sense of humus
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    This thread is littered with lots of humus
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

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