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    Little Melissa comes home from first grade and tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine's Day.


    "Since Valentine's Day is for a Christian saint and we're Jewish," she asks, "Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine?
    Melissa's father thinks a bit, then says "No, I don't think God would get mad. Who do you want to give a valentine to?
    "Vladimir Putin," she says.
    "Why Vladimir Putin?" her father asks in shock.
    "Well," she says, "I thought that if a little Jewish girl could have enough love to give him a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we're not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent valentines to President Putin, he'd love everyone a lot. And then he'd start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them and how he didn't hate anyone anymore."
    Her father's heart swells and he looks at his daughter with newfound pride.
    "Melissa, that's the most wonderful thing I've ever heard."


    "I know, "Melissa says, "And once that gets him out in the open, we could s#**t the f**^#r!"
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    Kyrn whenever I see your name in this section I always open the joke with caution, you never fail to disappoint us thank you.
    I would love to grow my own food, but I can not find bacon seeds

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    Thanks Tony, I really needed a boost at the moment, the black dog has come back!!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    We're all here for you. Kryn. Don't forget, I'm only 30 minutes away. My car is always ready and/or my shed is always open.

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    THANK YOU Laurie . The same goes this way, anytime for ANYONE.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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