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12th November 2010, 10:39 AM #1
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Qantas
clearly needs a revised marketing campaign.
On the weekend they ran an ad and the main line was something like 'The spirit of Qantas in the air'.
Yeah. That must be the avgas raining down as a 380 dumps fuel before an emergency landing.
So I'll give them a new line for nothing:
'Fly Qantas: start your holiday with a bang'
Cheers, Ern
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12th November 2010, 12:15 PM #2
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"Fly QANTAS - let us supply your travel excitement!"
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12th November 2010, 12:38 PM #3
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QANTAS - "What's that noise?"
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12th November 2010, 12:39 PM #4
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QANTAS - we haven't killed anyone.........................yet
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12th November 2010, 02:54 PM #5
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Qantas- drop in any time.
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12th November 2010, 03:22 PM #6
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Perhaps a new commercial for Qantas featuring the
Abba song "Fernando" ... "there was something
in the air that night" and show a few parts dropping
from the sky within the shower of excess fuel.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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12th November 2010, 04:29 PM #7
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Qantas: Quite A Nice Takeoff Any Survivors
I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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13th November 2010, 10:14 AM #8
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Qantas: Travel with us and be guaranteed of more bang for your buck.
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14th November 2010, 04:52 AM #9
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Originally Posted by Lyle
What about this
Qantas: If you don't like flying, we don't waste time in the air.Graeme
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16th November 2010, 08:30 PM #10
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Fly Qantas and you'll never walk again...
...but together with the coffee civility flowed back into him
Patrick O'Brian, Treason's Harbour
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16th November 2010, 08:51 PM #11
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I hear they are changing the tail insignia from a flying kangaroo to a boomerang.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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