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Thread: Qantas does it best
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23rd August 2005, 11:08 PM #1
Neander Normite
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Qantas does it best
Return airfare to Sydney - $700
backpack with loose buckles and straps -$45
low-cut jeans - $90
lacy thong - $40
Expression on face when hoisting heavy backpack up, catching thong and administering to self a king wedgie in front of fellow passengers - PRICELESS!
I don't know who she was, but from the 60 or so men directly behind her who immediately winced, then fell over in hysterics - thank you!
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23rd August 2005, 11:19 PM #2
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Piccies Groggy, we want piccies....
Cliff.
If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.
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23rd August 2005, 11:21 PM #3
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He couldnt take any he was too busy rolling around on the floor laughing her ass off
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24th August 2005, 07:51 AM #4
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"administering to self a king wedgie"
Strewth, I thought you were talking about your own misdemeanor until I read the last line
Ray
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24th August 2005, 08:55 AM #5
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That back pack must have had long straps if they reached all the way down to her feet to catch her "lacy thong".
Originally Posted by Groggy
This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger
Jack"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."
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24th August 2005, 10:54 AM #6
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Cripes, now we have lingerie nazis :eek: Originally Posted by Jack E
That back pack must have had long straps if they reached all the way down to her feet to catch her "lacy thong".
This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger
Jack
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24th August 2005, 11:05 AM #7
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I take some things very seriously Originally Posted by Daddles
"There is no dark side of the moon really. Matter of fact it's all dark."
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24th August 2005, 12:13 PM #8
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Originally Posted by Jack E
This is Australia, it is called a G-String or G-Banger
I like the term "Bum Floss" myself.
DanIs there anything easier done than said?- Stacky. The bottom pub, Cobram.
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24th August 2005, 05:53 PM #9
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I'm with Dan..... and CLIFF!!!!
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25th August 2005, 02:57 AM #10
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Thongs???????
talking of thongs reminds me.
Why do Aussies were thongs?
Because we don't have enough brains to tie shoelaces!
Exit stage right rapidly.I tried to be normal once.
Worst 2 minutes of my life.
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25th August 2005, 11:02 AM #11
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I was trained from an early age to wear safety footwear Originally Posted by popawisky
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