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  1. #1
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    Q:Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?
    A:Try a bookstore, under Fiction ..



    Q:How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
    A:Take off your glasses ..

    Q:Why should 60 plus year old people use valet parking?
    A:Valets don't forget where they park your car .
    Q:Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
    A:Storing memory is not a problem, Retrieving it is the problem ..
    Q:As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
    A:Yes, but usually in the afternoon .
    Q:Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
    A:On their foreheads ..
    Q:What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
    A:"Gosh, I remember these!"
    SMILE, You've still got your sense of humor!

    The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.

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    I was going to read these to my wife

    but then I realised that she wouldn't have understood them as she's in her 50s
    regards
    Nick
    veni, vidi,
    tornavi
    Without wood it's just ...

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    Maybe you just couldn't remember what they were

    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    The blank spaces were items, I didn't think would be allowed.

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    Oh I could remember them OK, they were a little bit "not suitable for the Junior Members" here. I've had one warning, I don't want anymore.
    I must behave. I must behave. I must, drat, I've forgotten again
    Kryn

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    Quote Originally Posted by KBs PensNmore View Post
    Oh I could remember them OK, they were a little bit "not suitable for the Junior Members" here. I've had one warning, I don't want anymore.
    I must behave. I must behave. I must, drat, I've forgotten again

    Kryn
    There is a special forum for that sort of thing. Post the non censored version there.
    Hugh

    Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.

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