* Once you are in Heaven do you get stuck wearing
the same clothes for eternity?

* What disease did cured ham actually have?

* Why do we press harder on the remote control button
when we know the batteries are dead?.

* Why do banks charge a fee for insufficient funds
when they know you are already short of money?

* Why do they use sterilized needles for death by
lethal injection?.

* Why is it that no freezer bag will open from the
end you choose first?.

Just a few to consider.

Allan