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11th July 2009, 09:31 AM #1
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Ran out of petrol
Barry ran out of petrol about 50 kilometers from his home town on a seldom traveled track and no filling station for the next 30 kilometers. Barry was just about to set off walking the long trek to the filling station, when a Bee stopped and asked Barry "what was the matter"? Barry told the Bee what the problem was and the Bee said to Barry, "Hang on a tick, I might be able to help" so the Bee flew off and came back about 2 minutes later with a huge swarm of Bees and flew into the petrol tank of Barry's car. A few seconds later they all flew out again.
"Try it now" said the Bee. Barry cranked the starter and the car burst into life, purring like a kitten. "WOW" Said Barry. "What did you do" and the Bee said..."We just filled her up with .....BP"Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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13th July 2009, 11:35 AM #2
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Standard joke John.
If I had not heard it before it might have been super.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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13th July 2009, 09:44 PM #3
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If it were not super it would have some e10tion, wouldn't it
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13th July 2009, 09:49 PM #4
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I didn't know Barry had a Hummer!
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13th July 2009, 10:20 PM #5
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OH NO.....stung!
Honey... that joke was just a stinger... be careful you'll have everyone swarming in here.... All your's I'll buzz off & leave you to it....
cheers Kerry
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