Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, surely I can't look that old! Well............You'll love this one
My name is Alice, and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with the new dentist.
I noticed his DDS Diploma on the wall, which bore his full name, Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome dark haired boy with the same name had been in my highschool class some 50 odd years ago.
Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on way back then? Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thught.
This balding, grey haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School.
"Yes, yes I did. I'm a Mustang," he gleamed with pride.
"When did you graduate?" I asked
He answered "In 1975, why do you ask?"
"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely.
Then, that ugly, old bald wrinkled faced, grey hared decrepit SOB asked,



"What did you teach??????????