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31st July 2013, 10:32 PM #1
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not sure if this is new - old or recycled like Kevin
St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone who has ever been on earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock move.'
... 'Oh', said the man. 'Whose clock is that?'
'That's Mother Teresa's', replied St. Peter. 'The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.'
'Incredible', said the man. 'And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abraham told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Kevin Rudd’s clock?' asked the man.
St Peter replied, 'We are using it as a ceiling fan. ‘Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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1st August 2013, 09:50 AM #2
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Qantas uses the Kevin07/13 version in their turbo props
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Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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1st August 2013, 11:10 AM #3
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Yeah
The big fella upstairs has it long term leased out as his personal helicopter!.'Where's Kevin Rudd’s clock?' asked the man.
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1st August 2013, 11:26 AM #4
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Just even up the politics
NASA is investigating the use of Tony Abbots for the next Mars missionI may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be.
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1st August 2013, 11:55 AM #5
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This clock tells the truth only twice a day.
Originally Posted by fenderbelly
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3rd August 2013, 07:52 AM #6
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Then we have Julia Gillard''s one being used by Airbus in the A380 fleet - enough spin to power every plane. Originally Posted by Gra
Eddy Obied''s one is used by Boeing in its entire Dreamliner programmeAndrogens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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