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18th May 2010, 04:16 PM #1
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The Red Phone
John Howard, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell.
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for. The
devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is a million dollars, so
Putin writes him a check.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes. When she
is finished the devil informs her that the cost is 6 million dollars, so
she writes him a check.
Finally John Howard gets his turn and talks for 4 hours. When he is
finished the devil informs him that the cost is $5.00.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Howard got to call Australia so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies: "Since Rudd took over, the country has
gone to hell, so it's a local call.
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18th May 2010, 06:37 PM #2
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Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )
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18th May 2010, 06:41 PM #3
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I hope those over in the nitpicker's thread do not see this.
Originally Posted by wheelinround
Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )Tom
"It's good enough" is low aim
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20th May 2010, 09:50 PM #4
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Good one Fred
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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21st June 2010, 11:56 PM #5
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Big Shed
The trouble is that I am working on a big list of jobs my wife has going and I don't get to spend much time on here these days and I don't get to see all the posts that get posted and if you miss them it's to hard to keep track of them.
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22nd June 2010, 04:10 PM #6
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God help us if that happens, she talks down to us and talks so s l o w that one falls asleep. Originally Posted by wheelinround
Think thats bad wait till Gillard takes over (Margret Thatchers under study )
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30th June 2010, 06:24 PM #7
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Originally Posted by rod1949
Well it has happend and she has been in the top job for a week now.
Thoughts any one .... oh hang on sorry this is the joke forum. SIC
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