Thread: Relations

See a true Englishman always ask permission first.
While an Aussie behaves like a Wombat sleeps eats roots and leaves

Originally Posted by fenderbelly

A Pom and an Aussie were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer.
After a while the Pom says to the Aussie, "If I was to sneak over to your house and make love to your wife while you were off fishing, and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us related''

The Aussie crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his head,
and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.
Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about related, but it sure would make us even'' .

Good one ... another new one for my collection
but will show credit due to you.

Allan

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I am not at all worried about dying
... but just hope I am not there at the time.