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8th January 2008, 05:16 PM #1
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Restaurant on the moon
John had the bright idea he would open a restaurant
on the moon and make lots of money quickly.
He closed up shop after only one week
... there was no atmosphere in the place.
Allan
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8th January 2008, 05:28 PM #2
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8th January 2008, 05:36 PM #3
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As a comedian you make a good wood worker. Not that I've seen your woodwork.
anne-maria.
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8th January 2008, 06:47 PM #4
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With the retirement of GROGGY as moderator i think we should start a campaign to get John, Alan & Barry promoted to moderator or even super mods.
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8th January 2008, 07:03 PM #5
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Maybe I should start a poll about the so called "jokes"
Originally Posted by Calm
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Kill those that post stupid non funny childish jokes.
I want to have children to those that post the childish jokes.
Im a child and love them.
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9th January 2008, 10:39 AM #6
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Having John, Allan and Barry as moderators seems a bit like foxes and chicken houses to me.
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9th January 2008, 10:55 AM #7
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I thought of adding you to the list Tea lady but you would have to promise not to drink coffee again Originally Posted by tea lady
Having John, Allan and Barry as moderators seems a bit like foxes and chicken houses to me.
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9th January 2008, 05:54 PM #8
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I invited Tea Lady to have a coffee at my place. Originally Posted by Calm
I thought of adding you to the list Tea lady but you would have to promise not to drink coffee again
She said, "This coffee tastes like dirt".
I replied, "It should, it was ground this morning".
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9th January 2008, 06:31 PM #9
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Brickie, from your caustic comments I can see you are obviously a connoisseur of jokes.
How about leading by example and posting a funny joke so we can all have a laugh? Please, don't try to match your now famous cat joke as my ribs have yet to heal properly.
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10th January 2008, 09:41 AM #10
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Yes. Someone please post a funny joke. We would all like to be reminded of what one looks like!
P.S. Do you guys actually do any wood work or just spend all day on the computer?anne-maria.
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10th January 2008, 10:02 AM #11
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10th January 2008, 10:03 AM #12
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Happy to read any of your jokes should you wish Originally Posted by tea lady
Yes. Someone please post a funny joke. We would all like to be reminded of what one looks like!
P.S. Do you guys actually do any wood work or just spend all day on the computer?
to submit any and would be delighted to rate them.
In the meantime - if you don't like water think twice
before jumping into the pool.
Allan
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10th January 2008, 11:52 AM #13
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wot echnidna said
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11th January 2008, 09:39 AM #14
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OOOOOOH! Touchie.
I don't do jokes. Only witty rejoinders.
(and grinning smiles)anne-maria.
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11th January 2008, 09:50 AM #15
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Witty? I am looking foward to seeing one.
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