Thread: pregnant pause

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.

The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. And, gentlemen, it wouldn't hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner!"



The room really got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised his hand.



"Yes?" replied the teacher.

"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"

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Brenda, pregnant with her first child, was paying a visit to her obstetrician's office. When the exam was over, she shyly began, "My husband wants me to ask you if its still okay..."


"I know, I know." the doctor said, placing a reassuring hand on her shoulder, "I get asked that all the time. Sex is fine until late in the pregnancy."


"No, that's not it at all," Brenda confessed. "He wants to know if I can still mow the lawn."