Thread: Rich and successful....what's not to like about lawyers.....

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Ferrari 458 Speciale in front of his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he was getting out, a truck came along too closely and completely tore off the driver's door.

Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the Ferrari with his lights flashing.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any question the lawyer started screaming hysterically about how his Ferrari, which he had just purchased the day before, was completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how well any car repair body shop tried to make it new again.

After the lawyer finally calmed down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your right arm is missing? It was severed when the truck hit you!"

"OH, MY GOD!!!" screamed the lawyer. "My Rolex!!"