Thread: Riding a dead horse

FUNNIER IF IT WASN'T TRUE

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to
the next, says that when you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the
best strategy is to dismount.

But in modern business (and education and government) because heavy
investment factors are taken into consideration, other strategies are often
tried with dead horses, including the following:

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Threatening the horse with termination.

4. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.

6. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

7. Reclassifying the dead horse as "living-impaired".

8. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

9. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

10. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead
horse's performance.

11. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the
dead horse's performance.

12. Declaring that the dead horse carries lower overhead and therefore
contributes more to the bottom line than some other horses.

13. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

14. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.