> Three women were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large
> raging violent river. Needing to get on the other side, the first
> woman prayed,"God,please give me the strength to cross the river."
> Poof! God gave her big arms and strong legs and she was able to swim
> across in about
> 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.
> After witnessing that, the second woman prayed, "God, please give me
> strength 'and the tools' to cross the river."
> Poof! God gave her a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and she
> was able to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.
>
> Seeing what happened to the first two women, the third woman prayed,
> "God, please give me the strength, the tools 'and the intelligence' to
> cross the river." Poof! She was turned into a man. He checked the map,
> hiked one hundred yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.
>
> GO AHEAD! SEND THIS TO A MAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH AND TO ANY WOMAN
> WHO CAN HANDLE IT! THIS COULD NEVER BE A WOMAN AS WE ALL KNOW THEY
> CAN'T READ MAPS!!!!!